why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months
tumblr is special because I can make someone unhappy just by writing down my thoughts & then they’ll thank me and ask me for more
How dare you be right about this. Please continue
due to plaque buildup, human arteries are sometimes crunchy. also, the arteries themselves are made of a smooth, elastic (possibly gummy?) type of tissue.
therefore, I imagine that eating a diseased human artery would be a similar experience, texture-wise, to slurping one of THESE babies
“It’s an easy mistake to make. He’s effeminate and therefore we think he’s weak, but that man sits in pubs and clubs and houses and hotels, telling all the world about his homosexuality out loud, all day long. It doesn’t matter who’s listening - priests or housewives or landlords or anyone. He tells the truth and he doesn’t care. No-one else does that.”
